Why?

Dear Dinosaur Jr.,

Let me start by saying...what the fuck is this ^

Tell me hows this is happen?! You were as one time a beans of string and now is become lards of tubbies! You are a bunch of fat and lazy piggy;s...that is what you are. Do you understaNd me?

Next, I would like to ask how much food goes in those big ol` lebbies? Those luttons can hold gallons of ice keeM but did they? Is that all that went in there? Ever heard of a exercising your own? A routine perhaps!

Also, let me point out your faces. How did they all look like dooFs??? You were never that much of cool people but now you is all a bunch of nerd creeps who likes comix! Do you has comixs?? Throw them out along with your tubs and tubs of blubbery cheese doodles.

In conclusion, you Dinosaur Jr, need a desperate intervention of your image. You put the earth to shame with those powndS. tell me a secret..would you?

Love,

Goobie Doobsis.

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insomnia is my worst enemy. it would be nice to get a full nights sleep for once in my life. instead im up typing a blog and worrying about things i cant control. my job, school. it wears me out. it makes me more tired than anything. i think its time to read some Nylon Guys magazine before I attempt to go to sleep before the sun rises. ill be looking at all of the styles i am not daring enough to attempt.

i wish i could eat the salt off of your less faded lips

Boring NJ

We need better stores in New Jersey. We have the occasional decent shop here and there but in a place like California, they are on every other corner. People aren't afraid to take fashion risks in Los Angeles or San Francisco and I admire that. I want to live in a place where I can feel confident enough to do the same. People here are too judgmental. Certain styles are seen as too eccentric to this particular area of America and people who go for them are seen as outcasts. Its great to be independent and not care about what people think but they should not be judged the way they are. The west coast is the place to be. I can't wait to go there and do things I have never done
before. First stop: Gentlemen's Breakfast from some vintage eyewear.