A beatiful man...

Look at this man. Please just have a look. It is called a beautiful person, with hopes and dreams for his own. He only blames his own self for his BM scents. He is here to reach out to people like you and me. The lipsis of such a being should not be neglected, but noticed as a artwork. We do not be jealous due to our lack of what would you do faces, but be happy that at least one man can make a dream of many come to truth...

A word for Jarvis Cocker...

Hey Jarvis,

I know you are over pounds but that does not give you an excuse to make a straw nose breath and then maneuver the straw to have noises. Its not special. Its not nice. Elliott is rolling over in his fat grave wondering why you dont know anything. You needs to know more dance moves besides pointing into the direction you are saying. Thank you and rest your fat, gentle soul.

Fat Hulp

Here is what needs to be said about Pulp, the band, the fat Jarvis Cocker. The fat hulp sounds like its making a nose breath through a straw and maneuvering it around to make it have different sounds. You a little light in your loafers Mr. Cocker!