Oh Man...

What is this creature? For why does he has froggie eye bubs on is head? He doesnt know what year it is and we are going to trust it with our ears! No! Not today fat world! We cannot let the fatsos take over the planet, for they are HHeavy as heck! Look at him ^...up there! He looks like a dizzy storm of stink! Get him a asprin for his fat lebby ache! This FUCKING square-chin is blowing stink out for all to hear and possibly sniff. Dont let it happen! Sign the fat FUCKING petition to dismiss this DOOBS into the fat wild for he can point to his own head with his stupid opposite hand some more. LOve, KROOBie Doobsis

Why?

What is this? I said...WHAT IS THIS??? A person? A living thing? A mammal prehaps??? This big thing is sitting around making beats on his lebby jebby. Would it be surprising if the whole thing was made of jellies??? I think not. For how come is his face so dumb? Does he even know how come this is a picture for! Somebody needs to buy this poor fatso a shirt with an actual image of a starfish on it! Maybe that will start the turnaround! Even a girl made a baby with him! She blowed out a J-baby, prolly gonna be fat one day as well. Perhaps he has a turbo belly as well. Perhaps he will has food galore as well. Just keep making that face kind sir and maybe, just maybe, we can do something for pounds sake!